You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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