so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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