yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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