ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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