Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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