I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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