Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
vagina is talking i cant
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
