You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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