just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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