with your own penis?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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