Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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