party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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