im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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