I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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