My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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