is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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