So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
try to milk me bitch
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