Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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