I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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