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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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