You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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