We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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