youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
