i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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