OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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