And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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