god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize