its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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