I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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