Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
