I feel great
I just peed on a car
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
wow bdsm is so cute
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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