I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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