No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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