She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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