I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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