Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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