Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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