I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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