You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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