doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
