took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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