I cockslap morals
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Boobs speak an international language.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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