I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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