I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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