how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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