nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
