he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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