Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
