He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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