This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
