feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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