FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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